The other day whilst I was driving through a part of town that seems to be kind of thick with meth users I had a rare stroke of genius.
I was thinking about the people that have been on meth long enough to start losing teeth due in part to poor hygiene, malnutrition, and direct contact with corrosive toxins.
With Halloween - my favorite holiday - coming up, I drew a connection between our beloved carved pumpkins and our despised pumpkin-headed tweakers. Hence "Meth-O-Lantern" was born.
I figured I better get it posted on the web because I've used the term a few times with a few different people and it seems to be a hit. You heard it here first ladies and germs.
Have a great day!
2 comments:
You should get a trademark license for your new word.
That's a great idea, then everyone who uses my word will have to pay me royalties!
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