Aggerlies

I don't have allergies but I do have red, watery, itchy eyes and an overwhelming feeling of drowsiness not unlike that which I'm sure is shared by narcoleptics. I'm sure I'm dehydrated and that's what is causing these issues.
So I bought Diablo II, MMORPG. I have been playing D&D Online but getting kind of burned out on it. Looking for something else to do with my late evening freetime.
I think I'll go eat some milk duds.

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Saw X-Men III: The Last Stand, today. It rocked! Stayed pretty true to the books if that's your thing. I like the action and cool superpowers. If I were a mutant my mad skillz would be talking a mile a minute and the very frightening ability to forget anything almost instantly.
Kind of crappy weather at the coast all weekend. It decided to get sunny when Kelli and I were in the movie theater.
I applied for a job that I will talk about after I get it. I hope I get called this week.
Short work week coming up. That's good, I'm getting really tired of my job.
You stay classy, San Diego.

The weekend is in sight

So I was off work for the last two days. Tuesday was on purpose - dentist and doing stuff around the house. Wednesday was the aftermath of staying up too late Tuesday night... hmm. That was stupid. My coworker is practicing his drumming on his desk today. He has rhythm, something I lack severely. One of my other coworkers gave me the OK to kill him with my 6 iron (I keep one at work to practice my golf swing). He said I should hit him in the temple but I better make it a good one. If it doesn't do the trick on the first whack he's coming after me. Looking forward to this weekend. Poker game Saturday night, heading to the coast Sunday to see family and hopefully go golfing. I'm practicing my blogging. I suppose I'll have to share the link with people if I want to find out how I'm doing.

Enlightened weights

So me and Jesus were doing back and biceps at the gym the other day and in walks Buddha. He sits down in the middle of the workout equipment and starts to whistle. I was like what are you doing? He said he was waiting for Vishnu because they were supposed to 'max out' on bench press today. I was like dude, don't you know yesterday was Cinco de Mayo? He was like yeah, so? I said well Vishnu is in jail with Tom Cruise. Buddha jumped up and shouted "WTF!" I said yeah, they got drunk on Mezcal and flew to Salt Lake City. They decided it would be funny to spray a giant picture of George W. Bush on the Mormon tabernacle. Buddha was like, huh? George Bush, so? I said the picture portrayed the commander in chief performing oral sex on a Scud missile. The caption below this appalling illustration read "I swallow... the truth." Needless to say the authorities and Chuck Norris did not find this amusing. Jack Bauer from CTU was able to get the charges dropped to criminal mischief fortunately and they would be getting out on bail in a day or two. Anyhow, Looking at Buddha and nodding towards Jesus, I said I thought we should head out to the local brewpub and grab a nice cold beer! I didn't feel much like working out. The gods incarnate slapped high-fives and we made our way to the door. That was one hell of a Saturday.